Well, I know I feel safer here in this shining city on the hill, this beacon of freedom, this safe harbor for the wretched and yearning, this symbol that if you work hard you can achieve anything!

The ride isn’t an historically accurate representation of the 1600s, it’s a romanticized tribute to “A Pirate’s Life,” which includes ghosts, shanties, and (now) Captain Jack Sparrow.

Happy Canada Day.

He is such a fucking national embaressment.

Why do I get the feeling that this is largely based on Trump hitting on Mika repeatedly years ago and being turned down?

I’m not here to say I told you so. Except that I am.

“You are out of your element, Donnie.”

But like, can we hire John Goodman to stand behind Trump so that every time he goes to tweet he yells “SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNIE!”

My father has dementia. We have been dealing with his symptoms for many years. This is not dementia, and people should never excuse Trump’s behavior with this. He is stupid, ignorant, narcissistic, egotistical, entitled and awful. He does NOT have dementia.

Trump is such a choad. That’s all I’ve got .

Trump seems to be obsessed with women’s blood/women’s bleeding in a disturbing way. Has anyone else commented on this or consulted a psychological expert for further insight? Seriously.

Yeah, I knew what I was getting. That’s why I voted against the sexist, racist, homophobic, transphobic, incestual, paranoid, idiotic, treasonous, poorphobic, greedy, eduphobic, evil, climate denying shit pile.

You would be unable to convince me I wasn’t in an alternative universe.

gardner is a supreme piece of shit. anything he says on the subject will only raise your blood pressure. he’s not about to see reason.

... and what’s worse is that his administration defends all of it as “fighting fire with fire!” or “hitting back harder!” as if responding to petty insults is part of the President’s fucking job.

WEALTHCARE. That’s the name for it that I’ve heard. We need to start riding that hard.

Wealthcare. God damn that is good.

All the stars for you!

“Wealthcare” would be a great word to spread around. I can feel the snark just saying it in my head! Lord knows the GOP loves their annoying puns, so let’s stick it to ‘em.