I’ve had my Panasonic since 2009. I rarely notice any burn in images after years of xbox home screens

30's are when I really started not giving a fuck about what other people thought (40's are even better for that!). It’s very freeing, and I’ll bet you will grow amazing amounts of confidence in yourself in your 30's!

I’ve been sitting on the couch, putting off walking to the weed store because it’s 95 out. I’m almost inspired to finally get off my ass.

So I looked the man up and, well, I was pretty damn impressed that not only they cast a First Nation actor for the part, they actually cast an actor of the right tribe! This is fricking rare.

Mass Murder Batman had to get his moral inspiration from SOMEONE.

Hot Shots Part Deux is still one of my favorite stupid ass comedies.

Why? It’s only 11 years, and at 35 you’re a fully formed adult. Or you should be

They’re both well into adulthood and his ex is around his age. Projecting?

I’m amazed this doesn’t have more stars! Here, instead:

“Hetha Connah. Come vith me if you vant to....lift.”

I take a minuscule amount of comfort in the fact that the piece of shit starts each day with all sorts of bad news just like the rest of us.

If there’s any consolation in this its that it’s the least effective witness intimidation tactic EVER!

“You’d better hope there isn’t any tape of our conversation!”
“The conversation between us that completely supports my account of events?”
“Exactly. Check and mate...”

Very quick UK update...

Wait, is he literally boasting about obstruction/witness tampering/testimony influencing?

In honor of CNN’s bizarre decision to start using a sketch artist now that there’s no recording devices allowed in WH press briefings...

So Trump bluffed with an obvious lie that, even if true, wouldn’t have helped him out one iota? I think I’m starting to understand how he lost so much money on those casinos...

Seattle’s Woodland Park Zoo also has a new giraffe! It’s a girl! She has no name yet! Look at those lashes!

I don’t know if Iron Man’s sassy “talk to the hand taunt” is really gonna help him, you know, as Mega Man fries his gut with a blaster.

I say, i say it’s good ol’ foghorn leghorn

Oh dear Lord this is the best kind of crazy!! Porky’s Bar that serves Thufferin Thuccotash!! I need to look for this.