It’s VERY real. And it’s VERY weird.

Unanimous decision against reinstating travel ban!!

RE: Two - is there Ipecac gum? Because that’s what I feel like I’m chewing after reading that.

Wow! That is a fantastic gif!

Ah good times. Jeb!

Why not both? 🤷🏾‍♂️

Alec Baldwin is hosting this week. I’m really hoping he just hosts as Trump hosting.

Thing is, if what Trump says about the NYT was actually true, he could sue them for libel. But he must know he has absolutely no legal leg to stand on, so he’s just gonna whine and whine and make shit up because they’re being so mean to him.

“U could’ve easily said “K” if u wanted to b cool & abbreviate smthn”

“Torture absolutely works.” - Donald Trump

The regret is strong with this one.

So Dunham is bringing back heroine-chic?

I’m having Pepsi Zero Sugar for dinner. My dinner will be sponsored by Pepsi Zero Sugar.

I totally understand that, and found the puns very disrespectful towards her and her situation.

Trump trump, trump. Trump trump? TRUMP! Trump trump trump trump, trump trump. Trump! Trump trump! Trump trump trump trump trumptrump trump. Trump.

But on the other side of that, Republicans might’ve caught wind of some of Jimmy’s poetry:

Jesus, thank you! I spend so much time complaining and moping about reality, so please, Hollywood! Take me away for a couple of hours! I will watch your Apocalypse Kong because it looks fun and fantastical!

He’s gonna start using The Onion as a source to discredit any media “attacks.”

SPOILER! He gets saved ☹️