That phrase is trademarked! Sue his ass!!

Ooh maybe! The GOP also has a mole now! So things are starting to heat up!

Obama advised her to be friends with Trump.

Howdy! Words ‘n Stuff White Supremacist here!

I feel like Trump has something going on in his head very similar to Being John Malkovich. To him, “they” is all of the other Trumps in there.

I feel like if we can effectively and publicly aver, nonstop, that D.J. Frump is a completely useless and incompetent moron, it’ll eventually dig so deep into his narcissism that he’ll explode into an incoherent hemorrhoid and nail his own coffin. If he decided his very first official press conference was gonna be all…

Add another to the petty pile! Last night, His Royal Anus met with congressional leaders and decided to inform them of his loss of the popular vote to all of the illegals. I can’t wait to see this waste spontaneously combust from his own narcissism and “alternative reality.”

I’m actually gonna start my very own annual “National Patriotic Devotion” tradition by setting off a bunch of firecrackers and eating a bunch of grilled meat on the fourth day of the seventh month from now on. I have chosen that day because the weather is pretty nice, and 4 and 7 (or 7 and 4) look good together.

So then we just send the babies to the White House, right? Since this will all be up to them, and no one else will have a choice in the matter, they’re the ones who have to pull up their bootstraps and take care of the babies, right?

But what about the free mani/pedis?! Women don’t have free mani/pedis yet! And I’m a man, so I automatically deserve them first. /s

LOTS of it.

With the music landscape the way it is these days, I’m betting a lot of folks will have a hard time not singing about their partying and/or the utter despair that comes with being single.

I HIGHLY recommend reading all three volumes of this:

No pun intended? Sure, Jerry.

Brangelina have all the best words! Just the greatest words! Not sad!

I can see how that could be misconstrued (I’m guilty because of Don’s creepy-as-fuck history with his daughter), but...

#NOTALLMEN

Sadly, history is repeating itself.

I think the only people qualified enough to make any comment regarding Fisher’s condition (and future of) are those in charge of her care.