Can I tell you a joke I learned 20 years ago, in the legendary war to wrest alt.fan.dennys away from white supremacists? (We lost, sadly.) Seems Travis's wife gave birth to a darker-skinned child than anticipated, so Travis assumed the only black farmer in the area, Aaron, was responsible. Travis pounded on Aaron's…

Well, I was doing a thing, mostly. White supremacists like to claim that POCs are at the mercy of their primal appetites, so I was having fun with that. The more I think about it, maybe that was a bad plan.

We white folks are at the mercy of our primal appetites. It is the weakness of our kind.

I see that a lot too: people who deep down feel that a Trump presidency won't hurt them personally — just a bunch of abstract strangers — and so they didn't truly care who won, beyond bragging rights.

Slightly different guess: Bernie probably doesn't think blacks are fundamentally inferior, but he thinks they spend too much time complaining and not enough time in school.

Well said. Sanders is probably not a secret Klansman, but neither does he take racism seriously enough, nor does he want to be bothered with it when there are "important" issues to focus on.

Nope! Cheating means violating the terms and conditions of your relationship, on the sly.

Even Strom Thurmond had a daughter with a black woman.

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It's not the bonin' that makes it cheating, it's the lying and sneaking and trust-betraying.

I thought I was going to "Girl Strip" and was wondering when it would get to the good part.

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I buy 'em by the 36-pack dude.

I'm not even a vegan. I'm trying to learn to enjoy lentils because they are cheap and nutritious, and a huge part of the world lives on them. If they can, maybe I should be adult enough to be okay with lentils.

I'd make for a terrible submissive. "Lick my boot, worm!" "Okie-dokie!"

Put it this way, I know a lot of people who make a point of being hard to please. They aren't happy.

Very kind offer, but trust me, I am not fit for human society. I will spare you the regret and politely decline.

I wouldn't have done even that much. Chicken. Heat. Enjoy.

Black Nighthawk as written by a white man felt like a caricature even to my un-nuanced eyes.

Quality chicken will taste good even without seasoning. Myself, I have found more contentment in being ludicrously easy to please.