I swear, kids aren't happy unless they're wasting something.

Nope, I'm trying to even remember.who I had … oh yeah, Margie Raub in 10th and 11th, Virginia Lindquist for calculus in 12th. Carol Petersen for English. Dave Edmonds for German. Ken Mehalko for band. Jon Marshall for physics.

For what it's worth I'm lou @ p…….h dot com, you can jot that down for later use as you see fit. I don't really have any fascinating insights on things but I'm around.

I am best appreciated from behind a computer screen, also probably some latex gloves and a bottle of Lysol.

Depends on whether I had corn for lunch, I suppose.

I keep forgetting some people work at very prudish offices.

Knock her unconscous with an ether-soaked rag. Then sht on her face and stomach.

Ask her whether her hair is "hers". Subject her to comparable treatment, albeit politely. If she starts feeling uncomfortable with the questioning, maybe she'll back off.

Buy some potato salad at the gas station. Keep it on your windowsill. Offer some to the lady.

"Thanks! Hopefully my hair will grow back once I'm done with chemotherapy."

So, the hemorrhoids already on his äss are in a position to 1) read the bumper sticker and 2) comprehend its meaning. It also implies that his hemorrhoids have agency and the ability to stay or to leave.

One size smaller than Minnie Driver.

Saw a bumper sticker: "Unless you're a hemorrhoid, get off my äss!" So wait … does this guy enjoy hemorrhoids? Is he inviting more hemorrhoids? I don't think he thought it through.

Interesting! FYI, my trajectory was: Surrarrer Elementary - Center Junior High - SHS - Cleveland State University - living in Berea which I vastly prefer to Strongsville.

Class of 85?

Silly, yes. But that other man did a seven-foot lateral displacement every alternate step.

That sounds like Strongsville High School. Any chance?

I'm sorry to have kept you waiting, but I'm afraid my walk has become rather sillier recently, and so it takes me rather longer to get to the pub.

Wait, YOU'RE the one who broke it??

Yep, it was the Doctor's answer to Jo Grant's very obvious question: why can't we back the TARDIS up and prevent the situation we are now trying to solve? The Doctor's answer was along the lines of "We can't because of the Blinovitch Limitation Effect, which says … ::someone bursts through a door and interrupts the…