Two words: dude, you need cat poop cookies. I made some for work the other year:

Maya Rudolph's mom!

Is text the right medium for an apology?

Also this'un:

American fundamentalism basically exists to support oppression: slavery, Jim Crow, the Southern Strategy, and so on. The Religious Right formed not over abortion but because Bob Jones University was going to lose its tax exempt status over segregation.

Whaddya think you're doing, introducing facts?

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Oh yay, the Southern Baptists have tepidly denounced the Alt-Right, after a lot of opposition:

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He seemed like he was maybe very drunk or pilled up; he incapacitated himself to the point that he could only feebly kick at a table. He took his survival instincts into account and made sure he couldn't escape.

6) Nacho and Ernesto run away together.

"Perhaps his discomfort he attributes to electricity, some 'unknown and unknowable force', is actual mental and emotional discomfort."

I will go to my grave believing this. Chuck feels the law is a sacred trust, and you shouldn't practice law if you cannot behave ethically (his central conflict with Jimmy). On the other hand, in foiling Jimmy's career, Chuck has himself acted unethically. So at some level he knows he should not be doing the thing…

Things I hope for because I like the characters in this show so much that I want them to have implausible happy endings:

I still like Jimmy enough to not want him to become Saul as we saw him in "Breaking Bad". So I have created the flimsy hope that, even in "Breaking Bad", Saul Goodman has a soft spot and even takes on some pro bono cases if he sees people in need. It's just that, in "Breaking Bad", 99% of the time he's involved in…

Both Chuck and Kim admired Atticus Finch. The difference is, Chuck saw himself as Atticus Finch but did little to justify the comparison, while Kim is grounded enough to realize that she's not taking any cases that allow her brave moral stands.

I've been saying since around season one episode eight that Chuck's ailment was guilt over something he did. After learning that Chuck was purposefully hindering Jimmy's career, I narrowed it down to the resolution to this dilemma: if practicing the law is a sacred trust, and Chuck is no longer worthy of that trust…

Thirty-six minutes later …

Do you need an automatic euphemizer so that, when you want to post a thing to Facebook, you can process the text first so that it says "ninja*" instead. That's "ninja" with an asterisk, wherein you can have it reference down to a comment like, "* All euphemisms because Facebook is more concerned about the use of bad…

There was/is a logical explanation for those UFOs, and in my "head canon" it is exactly what happened. The story of the Sioux Falls Massacre was pieced together from survivor accounts, right? So what do you suppose Kirsten Dunst's loopy eyewitness testimony was like? Full of artistic embellishment and imaginative…