Holy fucking crap, Diana. I'm as liberal as they come and I generally assume accused rapists are most likely guilty, but your treatment of this is unbelievably fucked up and biased. This is just absurd and irresponsible. I'm actually kind of disgusted. How can you guys excuse this sort of shit? Fox News could learn a…

I've committed felonies with my two best friends. I would lie, die, and kill for each of them. We're our children's godparents. We vacation together like we were in Goodfellas. We've been friends for more than 30 years. The last time we tried to share a pizza - October 1986 watching Mets/Red Sox - it ended up in a…

It's a dumb rule, but still the correct call:

So she quit her job in an unprofessional, narcissistic manner and now we're supposed to sympathize with her cause?

"David DeJesus wept." - Juan 11:35

Don't forget that I could give you all the tells in the world, but all I'm going to do is wind up and kick that motherfucker as hard as I can. I'll be damned if I could point within five feet where it's actually going.

Eaux neaux!

I like how Val Wyatt basically said 'We value diversity so we're going to discriminate.'

Perhaps if the inhabitants stopped rioting and burning things, the police would back off.

Why did the wife let all those dishes pile up?