Don't forget that I could give you all the tells in the world, but all I'm going to do is wind up and kick that motherfucker as hard as I can. I'll be damned if I could point within five feet where it's actually going.

Eaux neaux!

I like how Val Wyatt basically said 'We value diversity so we're going to discriminate.'

Perhaps if the inhabitants stopped rioting and burning things, the police would back off.

Why did the wife let all those dishes pile up?