Considering how often we see a celebrity do something stupid, no it is not all of them.

She’s taking no prisoners and I like it.

Isn’t it weird how you can be both underpaid and overpaid at the same time?

Beyonce has an entire team of people who make sure that doesn’t happen. We know nothing about her other than what her people want us to know.

It’s a publicist. These quotes are clearly written and not spoken.

Damn, Soledad O’Brien came in HOT!

Christ! That should come a warning or something.

My dad told me lightning is how the raindrops see where they are going to land.

I used to have to monitor his Twitter moment-by-moment for my job and my favorite (ugh!) was when he was make a post use the ... and then the second half would come like 15 to 20 minutes later. Like, I could watch a sitcom in the time it took him to finish a thought.

The lady at the town hall called Obama an “Arab.” McCain took the microphone from her and said “No, ma’am.” He then called Obama a good man and a patriot, said he loves this country but that he just happened to disagree with him on policy issues. In politics, now and forever, that is heroic. Can you see Trump doing…

Gone With the Wind is terrible. It’s a Civil War movie that doesn’t have any fighting in it. None. No battles, no anything. They just talk about it acknowledgingly like they know it’s going on, but aren’t actually experiencing it. There is a scene where Scarlet walks through Atlanta and there’s a bunch of dead…

This is Jezebel. Logic and reason have no place here.

#NotAllSteeringWheels

This is absolutely one of those things that they could just do without publicizing it and no one would notice. But the publicity has generated backlash from people who don’t bother to think about anything other than “THE LEFT is stealing our <insert bullshit here>.”

That’s why conservative messaging is so successful. Studies show that cows emit a large amount of greenhouses gases and contribute to climate change. A Democrat proposes a bill that would reduce greenhouse gas emissions. Then the message becomes “THE LEFT wants to BAN hamburgers!”

They’d shoot one or two and the rest would flee like scared little bitches.

Being a fireman on a steam engine was a lot like operating the ball turret on a B-17. You might not have been guaranteed to die, but if you did die, it was gruesome beyond belief.

Facebook has started showing me “posts similar to ones you’ve interacted with” links that are exclusively from Barstool. I do not follow Barstool on any social media and I do not ever visit the site, yet there they are just the same. And they almost always make me want to open that link and possibly follow that page…

I know we’re supposed to move on from last week’s topic, but are we just going to ignore the sexual assault up there?

A town near where I used to live had “Spook Hill.” Supposedly, it was the battle ground of an Indian chief and an alligator (this is Florida, so it could be legit). And if you put your vehicle in reverse at the bottom of the hill, you will roll backwards but it looks like you are driving up the hill.