Professional sports in the US, where billionaires can cry pauper and fuck over the taxpayers into funding their stadiums (while collecting all profits) and be seen as victims when players hold out for more money. No wonder Trump wanted to be an NFL owner so bad. 

When I was heavy into my emo music phase (don’t ask) the band Brand New was a bitch to google. 

Any geographic band name:

Air

So folks are only respectful to you when they’re running a grift? That’s just sad, boss.

Bands that are a pain in the dick to search for, in no particular order:

Jesus Christ, don’t call people “boss.” It reveals you as a person who isn’t clever enough to be manipulative in a subtle manner.

You guys aren’t looking at the big picture. It rains diamonds on Neptune. Diamonds. What a score. If only there were a crew crazy enough to pull it off.

Hey, it worked for Pompey the Great.

It isn’t wise to inject anything that passed through Tampa, not without a full decontamination cycle.

I hope you remember where you were, Sunday September 22nd 2019.

I know he looked good in preseason, and anyone can look good in the preseason.

He (and the other first timers) are currently in what I call the Todd Collins mix (look him up). He knows the playbook and makes the throws. After two games opposing defensive coordinators will get enough tape on him and eat him alive. The only question is if can adjust after that.

The thing about crowning achievements is that some societies are so starved of leadership that they’ll bestow rule with the least forethought. Defeating a backwards rabble of pirates is hardly the foundation of government.

I can see the NY Post headline:

My first trip to New Orleans was for a medical equipment conference in 2011. The conference was a dud but I did get one night out on Bourbon Street. After a couple hours of consuming alcoholic beverages served in novelty plastic containers, I was sufficiently content and incredibly hungry. I figured I was in one of…

You can easily spot the franchise shills because they always insist on using the sponsor branded facility names.

Hes 5-26 for his career against winning teams. He has padded his stats all of his career on cupcakes and garbage time. Defense doesnt win games anymore. Want to know what happens to teams with a good defense and a middling offense because of a QB? They get curbstomped by the Chiefs and Patriots of the league

Lot K, All Day! 

Jets at Patriots: The Patriots are going 16-0. It’s so clear already. Everything has been leading up this.