As a Cowboys fan, of course I think Romo was the better overall QB because I’m a dumb homer and also there’s tons of stats that back that up, but obviously Eli has the two Super Bowl wins and in the end that’s really all that matters.

I will remember Eli for four things:

Between the previews and the movie is the perfect time to go get a refill.

The problem with previews—and the fact that there are more than ever—is that I want to enjoy my popcorn during the movie I came to see.

The most underrated band of the ‘90s was Poop Towel.

Oh dear. Bush to Live is a massive step sideways.

I do think that once you two are married and ensconced in your own domesticity that the problem will become less pronounced.

Your statement vis-a-vis Live checks out.  

Driving to Wisconsin from Illinois is exciting because Wisconsin is a fun state to visit for a weekend. There’s lakes, binge drinking, CHEEEESE, all the things you could really need to take a break from IL. Take the skyway into Indiana and see if you feel that same excitement...cause guess what, you don’t. You’re…

Yessir!

Regardless of when Jones gets the starter nod, the Giants will remain bottom feeders until they decide to want to build a defense. At this rate, I fully expect them to give the Fins their first win as an early Christmas gift on Dec 15.

hurt, suspended, or in Cleveland

This probably goes for any city, not just my beloved Toronto, but people who just SUDDENLY STOP while walking. Gotta stop to look at a text? Cool, maybe just “pull over” off to the side? I hate nearly walking into someone and getting a sour look from them when THEY’RE the one who stopped dead on a busy street.

Additiona…

I would like to star this (but oddly cannot).  I would just add (to the list that could go on forever) people who have physical objects attached to their bodies are unaware they still exist in the physical universe,  A full backpack is the classic example with people knocking everyone around them as they move and turn…

What absolutely miserable human beings these people reporting her must be

On the subway, people who 1) lean on poles so you can’t hold on (or, worse yet, just lean on your hand, which was already hanging on to the pole). 2) Walk through the train’s door and then just stop, making it difficult for the people behind to get on the train. 3) Don’t let people off the train before jamming through…

Or in Jericho’s case, a lotta bit of the bubbly!

OOH A LITTLE BIT OF THE BUBBLY!

WWE is showing off its nepotism to impress the Saudis.