Yes, one adjustment they could make is adjusting to the idea that they can’t have profits which grow endlessly year on year...

I get that things are tough now, but....this is such a bad look.

Reminds me of this old Chappelle Show sketch:

Yep, that’s why it’s video.  So they can show you an ad.

Yeah make it a video but still put only written words in it with no voice overs... I could have read this stupid thing in seconds. Oh and of course there was an ad before I could even watch the stupid thing to then READ THE VIDEO. 

video?  ain’t nobody got time for that

Why is this a video? (This question is rhetorical.)

“You all have phones don't you?"

Movies used to have this problem, quite some time ago. You know how they fixed it?

The strange part is that it was the last Star Wars movie. Like, they said it was supposed to be a trilogy, but the third movie never materialized. Still, I’m pretty satisfied with the ending of TLJ.

Diddy’s Kong Quest!

Just wanted to start with the obligatory “these slideshows are terrible and whoever mandated them should feel bad and be cursed with accidentally dropping their lunch all over their pants every single day.”

2 > 3 > 1 > 4 > THUG > Project 8 > THUG2 > THAW > THPSHD for me (the games not listed are the ones I avoided, probably for the best)

Fuck this headline. I love it.

What is this, a console for ANTS?!

At least I never used the word florid.

Well I guess now all I have left to read around here is the root and the occasional io9 article, fuck the herb man, just fuck him.

Now that pretty much the entire game industry is delayed your work here is done.

buy a 4 pack of eneloops with charger for 8 dollars and never have to worry about an xbox controllers power for the next decade.

I feel really bad for all the people at Naughty Dog who probably crunched super hard to try and meet their delayed launch date only for it to be delayed again.