There are some games that I have to pretend don’t exist.

I believe the thinking goes that when you spill gumbo on them, it only shows on half of it.

Darren Rovell is calculating the brand value generated for Foot Locker.

Bethesda: "hold my beer"

The way to gain access to the game is to have Randy do a magic trick for you.

I want to grind this comment to a fine powder and snort it.

He only called Mayock a cracker after he was fined. That was a big part of Farris’s point.

Just...don’t. Good god, man--your dignity.

It’s like there’s a party in his mouth, and everybody’s invited!

It’s been like this ever since he started drinking that brain and nerve tonic that Artie Burns gave him.

“but he’s exactly where a 2nd-year QB should be”

lol

The Browns are a social experiment. I wish the league would let them assemble an actual Pro Bowl roster just to see the new and interesting ways they come up with to fail.

a staggering 18 penalties for 182 yards

I like to think this is karmic retribution for those ass-awful uniforms.

Haven’t seen a dolphin massacre like this since I was last in Japan.

Not so much “set the tone” as harmonized with the tone that has resonated through this franchise for decades. 

Maybe if he snorted more smelling salts and slept less they’d have won.

Congratulations to the New England Patriots on winning the AFC East before they’ve even taken a snap in the season.

“Adam Gase had a chance to set the tone for the Jets’ season.”