There is a bright side, I guess 

Funny, he’s also known as the only guy who can prevent another Giants Super Bowl victory.

They play in a division with 3 incompetently-run franchises. They feast every fucking year.

Jesus Christ, forgot him. How did the NE manage to pull this off? And that was a rhetorical question as even as a Pats fan I’m not completely ignoring the possibility of a satanic deal there.

+1 Alderaan being blown up by the Death Star

And the only thing that can prevent another Patriots Super Bowl victory? This man:

I legit don’t know what the hell just happened. I mean how? Although imagining Rothenberger’s reaction to this does bring me a surprising amount of warmth.

I can’t believe a sports league exists where there are basically 20+ incompetently-run franchises and 1 that feasts on them all.

BRB, going through every article written about AB over the last two months and faving all the Steelers fans’ smug comments.

Huh. It’s almost like well-run organizations have no issuebringing in “problem” players... Maybe I could draw some conclusions about how shitty organizations are structurally incapable of handling these same players!

PUT IT INTO MY VEINS

And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

That was inevitable all along but I didn't expect it to happen so quickly

Now he’ll sign with the goddamn Patriots and we all won’t be laughing anymore.

No need to make a bed if you sleep in a pile of dirty laundry

That Grandpa email of the week was fucking fantastic.

I just saw Iron Maiden in Minneapolis a week or so ago and holy hell they were incredible and so very, very entertaining. They had a fucking Spitfire flying over the stage to open the show!

You should only make it on Thanksgiving or other large entertaining events, and only then if you need the space for coats.

Here’s some good news, you shouldn’t make your bed.