Tracer in Smash speculation coming in 3...2...

And that matters zero to the kid who has a Switch and wants to play it. 

Fun Fact: in the halftime show, Big Boi rode a Cadillac down the field for more yards than the Rams had in the entire first half.

Saints fans will continue flood the NFL offices with their grievances 

I’m sure there will be bounties of them.

Anxiously awaiting the flood of puns that are sure to follow.

my beloved wife was crying her eyes out in the bedroom because she’s a Colts fan

Wow these fans are ready to levee war on NFL officials.

As a lifelong Eagles fan, I just want to let Chiefs fans know that as long as Andy is the coach, it will never get better.
It never gets better.

+1 moogly

That’s great, Drew. But who are the Chefs?

I took my 11 year old son to Arrowhead last year for the AFC title game. (I was a season ticket holder for 8 years during the Trent Green/Priest Holmes/Larry Johnson era, so I thought I knew what I was getting into.)

They need to bring back the Baja Chalupa. I know there is a secret menu way to sort of get one, but damn I miss being able to order that thing. 

Peyton’s too busy making shitty commercials that make me long for Cheryl’s She-Shed. TV was a mistake.

If only there was an unemployed QB that previously took his team to the Super Bowl available...

The Cowboys are “America’s Team” in that we have a president who suggested we nuke hurricanes. That is the Cowboys.

I know exactly how Andrew Luck feels. I mean, I don’t have a degree from Stanford or a bunch of athletic ability or millions of dollars or a super-high IQ. But I have been booed by people in Indianapolis. And my boss does a lot of drugs.

Man, even the Broncos are crying. 

Having this come out right after Luck’s announcement is cruel and unusual punishment.