Indy gave him a warm sendoff

Much like all good colts who have suffered injuries, Andrew Luck will retire to a lovely farm upstate.

* grabs shotgun *

* takes Luck out back *

That's what they get for tanking for him

Groan, here's your star.

I guess you could say Indy's luck has........run out.

Dearest Mother,

Going to be weird not seeing him on Sundays in the fall.

The city’s biggest celebrities are all local news anchors.

I worked in the City for 7 years, and HOOOOOO BOY are you right.

Ray Lewis is a murderer.  Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

I’d never heard of Dundalk before 5 minutes ago, but I now hate it a lot.

This post could easily be renamed Why Your Suburb Sucks: Dundalk

Reached fewer people than a $5 Facebook ad.

I love Baltimore fans because they are constantly in “circle the wagons mode” about every single aspect of their sports teams. I still remember listening to Baltimore sports radio after the Ray Rice video came out, and every caller just went on and on about the unfairness of it all. I would hesitate to say “The O’s…

“Baltimore has nothing to claim as its own”

I mean, if you’re gonna unfurl a ‘Trump 2020’ flag somewhere, you might as well do it where the people there are so stupid they went to an Orioles game in August.

He definitely kept a 19yo g/f (USC student) paid with hush money in an apartment during his time there, so I think it’s safe to say that Carroll did.

actually, Russ stated in an interview he voted for Hillary. He also moved his North Carolina wedding out of the state because of the “Bathroom Bill.”

The pic of Wilson used in the lead of this article looks like he’s auditioning for a high school teen comedy series on Nickelodeon. “The real Super Bowl was the friends we made along the way.”