Imagine hating the Yankees so much you know how many times they have made the playoffs in the past 25 years.

My friends and I were at a bar surrounded by obese (is there any other kind) Pittsburgh fans during this game. They got so pissed when we started actively cheering for the Ravens, and upon the Ravens winning their comeback to us was “Enjoy watching the playoffs from home!”, like the dip shits didn’t even realize they…

browns fan here: i actually was rooting for the browns to lose that game, just because the steelers missing the playoffs meant so much more to me than the browns finishing with a winning record.

The best part for Steelers haters is that the team stayed on the field to watch the end of the CLE-BAL game on the final Sunday of the regular season, hoping for a Browns win so PIT could make the playoffs. The Browns naturally lost. I can’t think of a better ending for these shiteaters than to be reduced rooting for…

And I know how they’ll do it!

Three criteria - you need the first one and to be so good at one of the latter two it makes up for it:

Sam wrecked me.

I live in Ham Lake, and this is a terrifyingly accurate take. The volume of cul-du-sac cowboys in these here parts is mystifying. Congrats on your 12 trucks and zero retirement savings you corn cobs.

Yeah.  That was one hell of a downer to end on.  Hope you’re feeling ok today Sam.

“-Randy and Tammy, MAGA turds from the northern suburbs who have a pickup truck value that exceeds their home value and took money out of Braedyn and Kymlynn’s college fund to renew their season tickets but “aren’t sure” if they’re going to still support the NFL if players keep kneeling”

not just sports media; the New York Times itself spent all of 2016 hyping butter emails

Guys? I think we need to look out for Sam. That’s just brutal.

I assume this is Jones low key signaling his interest in signing Jason Pierre Paul. 

“I’m squeezing and waiting for help.”

Plantation ownership ain’t what it used to be.  

Also, you don’t form a union because your boss is an asshole. You do it because your company is owned by The Chernin Group and collective bargaining is going to offer you a lot more protection than a real nice boss.

ONEPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNCH!!!

+1 punch, man

100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats and 10 KM run is all you need. Every day.