Try reading that Gruden challenge flag tweet and not imagining our Orange Nightmare in the White House saying it. I dare you.

WWE programming sucks at the moment, but I’m still going to say this is an insult to WWE programming.

I always find WYTS to be a little depressing — so much incompetence, and so many shitty people as fans. Even when we get to the good teams, it’s a tough read at times.

Halston here. Thank you kindly!

Think of the headlines when Incognito eats a live human baby in the locker room during Hark Knocks filming!

Vontaze Burfict, .... Richie Incognito.

Mark Davis telling the Oakland fanbase he wants to win a title for us before moving to Vegas is basically like telling your wife you’ll get her that diamond necklace she’s always wanted before you divorce her for a stripper.

Still my all-time favorite entry from WYTS, from 2014:

I’m pretty much done with NFL football. For all the non-Fox-News reasons. I watch a total of single digit hours over the course of an entire season. It’s great. And yet....

Only  Mark Davis can live in the Bay Area and have his favorite “Chinese” restaurant be PF Chang’s.

As a Dolphins fan, this checks out.

I would argue at least half of Batman’s Rouges Gallery is nicer than Richie Incognito. 

The Raiders are the embodiment of the guy that goes out of his way to bump you on the sidewalk, then trips over his own feet when he tries to turn around and start something

In a league where domestic violence is as common as our president struggling with the English language, it’s a dude who kneeled during a song that put you over the edge?

No, Mike, you can’t. But you also don’t have to turn your locker room into goddamned Arkham, either.

shut up

Gruden is so successful in failure that he’s gonna be hired by the Trump Administration pretty soon.

I have this visual of a room with some confused looking scouts who can’t figure out what Gruden and Mayock mean when they keep saying that they want “FOOTBALL PLAYERS” On a side note, wouldn’t it be great if Jalen Richard’s daughter stays perfectly healthy but her father gets the measles ....

The Raiders also gave the Bears a 2nd round pick because just trading a future Hall of Famer alone wasn’t Raidersry enough