Put that fucking Sergeant-at-Arms to work, motherfuckers.

Just because you’re on the side whose heart is in the right place doesn’t make you immune from stupidity.

We’re doing it again. Because you can think a couple steps ahead, you assume that the Trump administration can too. (narrator voice: They can’t)

Yeah that makes so much more sense than admitting that a man who has no experience in politics has zero idea what he is doing and has broke the law too many times to count. Why do you defend such a piece of shit? Why is it so hard to admit that he is using the office for personal gain and that maybe a corrupt…

That’s making a lot of very generous assumptions about McCain (that she can follow directions, that she’s self-aware enough to build a character, that she isn’t ridiculously thin-skinned and petty) that I’m not sure is warranted.

$20 says this show is entirely scripted, and the drama they’re creating is to hype up ratings.

People invite a bullshitter to spew their bullshit and are outraged when the bullshit is spewed?

Well she's about to have a Bizarre Adventure.

This is going to be hardest on Bristol, Track, Twig, Smock, Groot, Krunk, Willow, Slider, Stub, Twiddle, Piper, Fluff, Carat, Keg, Snuggle, Bop, Rice and Spoit.

Yeah, but you can never get enough of the Beastie Boys

There hasn’t been a Hardee’s within 500 miles of Barstow for decades. That was just an old sock.

I had drunken sex with Lambchop behind a Hardee’s dumpster in Barstow CA in 1972. Shari Lewis wasn’t present and Lambchop told me in confidence that that Shari Lewis who whip her with zip ties until the fuzz came off the felt. I believe Ellen Barkin and Lampchop.

I guarantee it wasn’t Trump himself that made this decision. Someone smarter understood the optics and cut this off at the pass.

I have an original Space Ghost Coast to Coast animation cel signed by George Lowe and C. Martin Croker on my wall.

I mean, I know nobody cares, but I felt like sharing.

I’ve been waiting 22 years for this clip to be relevant, and now it finally has happened!

Jericho has been hawking it like crazy too mentioning building talent and the talent having a say in the pushes they get. He said he had never felt so listened to in any other wrestling development meetings - and he had a large voice in WWE.

He said it wasnt built to compete with WWE, but to give the people what they…

Sushi doesn’t go with crackers.

Brewster’s agent reportedly broke the good news by asking the star “Ya get that thing I sent ya?”

I mean, I’m depressed at the moment, and my work has been upsetting me such that I’ve basically been stress eating for a year solid.  I’ve gained at least 30 pounds, and that’s a byproduct of my depression and laziness.

It’ll be a scary moment when Trump refuses to accept the results of the next election, calls them rigged, and his fanboys go on killing sprees to show how mad they are.