I just want good fight scenes. Few remember how ahead of its time the fight choreography was in the original MK film so I hope the new ones hold up.

As a periodic reminder, if you’re wondering if everyone in Michigan is this stupid the answer is yes

All variety of Dem from left to center is patting themselves on the back because they think they were the reason they kept the piece of the pie they did, and I wish I knew why.

Because the fear mongering of the GOP works. This is the reality no one seems to want to confront. They didn’t run on defund the police? Doesn’t matter. Trump spewed it out into the dummysphere and it stained the whole party. I don’t know why anyone’s surprised this hurt Dems with older, more well-off white voters in…

Michael, you said America hates you. I don’t hate you. Your writing is the first place I look when I come to this site because it is consistently insightful and entertaining. And sad. I appreciate your work so much.

A passing thought I had this morning... what if the trumps are all too sick to show up? I mean I don’t want to make generalizations about “those people” but they do have all those rallies

That motherfucker never had Covid. He was even planning that dumbass Willy Wonka stunt, there’s no way it was true. He just did it to regroup after that disastrous first debate, bet.

Lol no he didn’t, stop falling for the hustle. Cameras are on, of course he’s gonna say that.

Yes I’m sure all these dontchaknow dipshits will comply

To be clear, you should never consider Trump, or really the GOP at large a legitimate side of the political debate; they are criminals using political ideology as a smokescreen to further enrich themselves off a global economy of ruthless oppression and resource hoarding (this is basically the plot of Die Hard, which…

I wish we could be more like the Brits or a lot of other cultures that seem humble enough that they can take criticism without spiraling into depression. Mostly we just deny what’s in front of us and decide it’s something to overcome, because we’ve all been led to believe we’re the heroes of our own stories. The…

lol what? I think you’re confused, see Victoria Neuman is a fictional character, she doesn’t believe in any of that stuff because she’s not AOC (someone I don’t have a bad word to say about!), she’s Victoria Neuman.

Hahaha wow. They made a suggestion about MY fave so now I don’t care for it. AV Club at it again.

Well the governor of Michigan was almost kidnapped by a group called the “Wolverine Watchmen,” so... show me the lie.

God everyone in this state is so fucking stupid. I’ve lived in 3 other states in my life. One was Florida. Each one has a particular “variety” of idiot but man... there is something about how stupid people are here that is beyond me.

lol they won’t. I know all kinds of white people who aren’t even trumps but come up with all kinds of nitpicky excuses to take them off - chief among them, surprisingly: “you can’t hear me with this on can you? I sound muffled” Bitch I don’t give a fuck if you sound like a drive thru speaker keep that shit on

if he dies: yes god

I posted on Facebook the day my son died. No “glammer shots,” just a sentence about what happened. When you’re that distraught, even when you don’t want to be bothered you reach out, or vice-versa. I don’t begrudge anyone the way they cope, and you DEFINITELY say and do things you may not think were the best idea…

And without even reading, my first thought is “We need a write-up about these assholes because...?”

Despite King’s assertion to Pelosi that “Republicans are coming out and saying they’re will be a transition to power,”