Rice is a shrewd choice for the only organization in America that tortures more people than the Bush administration.

Watt? I’d be shocked if he wasn’t.

I wonder if his brother will be charged. 

Guess he was really amped up after the win.

You know who’s responsible for Norm McDonald getting bumped, don’t you?

ideals long espoused by conservatives: free minds, free markets and free people.

Fuck them. I just bought the domain names, .com and .org. I needed something fun to do this weekend, and now I have a project.

Maybe the good State of Mississippi could claim eminent domain and preserve this as a monument to the horrific suffering of the Tills and the birth of The Civil Rights Movement?

If Schnatter really loved him employees

Rich Kid at School Who Treats Everybody Like Shit Doesn’t Understand Why Nobody Wants to Eat Lunch With Him

It must be difficult to be forced to simply walk away with millions of dollars and never work another day in your life.

Between Mary Jo’s fastball and the Pennsylvania grand jury report, that’s going to be a lot of retired priests.  

I’m just impressed that a Marlins pitcher actually hit a target at which he was aiming.

When I heard this come across the wire I said Deadspin’s headline better include the words “cowards”, “bastards”, or preferably “cowardly bastards”.

I see they’ve reanimated Conway to battle Omarosa.

I’ll get off your lawn too, sorry about that.

I’m sure my dad, who won a state basketball championship and played college ball, was ever so slightly disappointed that I never played sports, but he’s always been crazy supportive of all the competitive table- and video-gaming I’ve done. Supportive dads are fucking awesome.

“Dave Thomas called homos “fairies” for years, and I’m the one getting in trouble here?! Where I grew up, if you had a queer kid on your block you would just tie them to the back of a pick up truck and have us a good ole fashioned fa-”

Papa John’s has evicted Papa John.