I always go with Kyle. Him and his wife Karen have a little boy. His name is Kody. You do the math.

I counted 13 women who voted for this. That’s 194 pastey-ass dudes telling you what to do with your own body. Sickening.

I think Trump Sr thinks Barron is one of Don Jr’s kids. He’s pretty close to the same age as them.

Or regaling us on how he now has the biggest building in the neighborhood after those 3000+ people died.

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This will most assuredly be for sale as a poster in many if not all South New Jersey flea markets by the end of the month. If you’ve been to a SNJ flea market you know what I’m talking about.

This is coming from a man who has filed for bankruptcy six times. Clearly, he can not count.

It looks like it might be digital and not practical makeup at all. She probably only agreed to make this movie if she didn’t have to spend hours in the makeup chair.

This is my guess. Graham was completely aware that the NRA campaign contributions were coming from Russia and someone in the Administration told him that the part of the Mueller Report that names names could be redacted if they play ball.

This will never been shown on FoxNews so they’ll never see it.

It *was* better than Ghostbusters II but that’s not saying much.

I live in Pennsylvania. Luckily, Tom Wolf is ahead by 15+ points in some polls. He’s so far ahead that his latest campaign commercial is how much dogs like him. I shit you not.

Someone throw a football at him during his questioning. If he doesn’t catch it, football camp is a LIE! :)

I’m thinking the reason we didn’t see more of pre-apocalypse Titan is because Thanos *may* have been responsible for the tragedy. We are only hearing what happened to Titan from just him after all. He may have had some delusion about the planet being in peril and in the process of trying to stop it he accidentally…

My issue with ROTJ was never “Luke’s Plan”. It was “The Emperor’s Plan”. Think about it: the guy gave the Rebels the plans on how to destroy Death Star II and THEY WERE REAL! AND told them where the shield generator on the Endor moon was located. Not dummy plans. Not the wrong location for the generator. Everything…

‘Cause everybody hates a tourist

I hope he gets his guns taken away. He is clearly unhinged. This will probably only escalate.

This is from 4 or 5 tragedies ago, but still relevant:

Did she get her insurance company to pay for this? If so, this may be insurance fraud. The more you know...

When are we going to do something about these Radicalized Raccoons?! I’m calling Ted Nugent. Build the wall! BUILD THE WALL!!