Wow, Brian! This was a stellar write up. I honestly can’t believe that I’ve never even heard of this film, considering 1) how many movies I’ve seen in my life, 2) I have lived in Japan for over a decade now, and 3) it has such high-profile names attached to it.

So here’s the problem with Kinja. AlmightyHamSandwich selflessly provided the setup, and Norm Charlatan delivered the punchline, which is great. But Norm gets all the stars and AHS gets far fewer. By all means, people, give Norm a star, but don’t forget the other half of the comic duo!

Um, Marlins Man did it, so by definition every Marlins fan could.

God bless Marlins Man and his cohort for doing the thing every Marlins fan wanted to do but couldn’t.