You wanna lose and hand Biff reelection when we do? Be realistic. If we can't win, and we can't, we shouldn't put ourselves in the position to watch him pump up the everyone's against him narrative. To demand fighting a losing fight when the stakes are this high is idiotic.

Just remember the last time a president was impeached without the opposing party’s support. He got reelected.

The exports of Russia are numerous in amount. One export of Russia is corn, or as the Indians call it, “maize”

Dude you try writing a book report when you haven’t read the whole thing! 

Just running government like a business.  Nothing to see here.

“The mastermind behind it all...it was Barron. May God help us all. ”

That’s one of Gaetz’s only three facial expressions, the other two being “a spex-less and particularly fat-headed young Ben Stein droning on about taxes” and “fat-headed sad Ben Affleck”:

Color me cynical. This is going to be a complete dud, and the biggest disappointment felt by a liberal since my wife first saw me naked.

GODDAMMIT...

Likely Trump response:

“FAKE PEWS!”

Biden should give her one of his trademark creepy massages to convince her. Promise her that he will treat her like he treated Anita Hill. That should charm her. Or maybe he can share his thoughts on busing and integration.

Praying to the wrong god. Nyarlethotep is nonplussed.

you don’t know me *that* well to say that. or your father, it seems...

i have no idea who andrew yang is. but i believe a boy’s penis should look like his father’s. if father’s penis is not available, use the john holmes model.

Not my proudest comment to star, but goddamn

Prayers going up to heaven capture C02 on their way and release the greenhouse gas harmlessly in the giant ocean above the sky before reaching God and Jesus.

Take your fucking star... damn you to hell and back.

The pepper spray budget alone would make your eyes water.

No, it crashed.