Counterpoint: Pelosi just led the most massive wave election in US History.

Bless his heart.

I love Abrams, but she’s a little late. My cat and my neighbor both announced they were running last week.  My own announcement was the week before that.

I stand corrected. I would totally buy some detox tea from that AMAZON box.

The Amazon box has cute little spaceships and dinosaurs on it so I’d give it the edge in charm.

It’s hard to succeed in Sales with the personality of a discarded Amazon prime box.

Only a quarter of the way through, too. Wanna drink until we can’t feel feelings anymore?

Good fucking christ you’re dumb.

And is he actually Suckabee’s real father?

I’m guessing the latter.

Dems in disarray! wait...

She said she does not believe Omar was anti-Semitic, but that she may not have “understood the full weight of the words” she had said.

All I can see is Danny DeVito.

I would pay good money to see that lard filled garbage bag attempt a punch. 

We all have a responsibility to speak out against anti-Semitism, Islamophobia, homophobia, transphobia, racism, and all forms of hatred and bigotry, especially as we see a spike in hate crimes in America. But like some of my colleagues in the Congressional Black Caucus, I am concerned that the spotlight being put on…

I shudder. After his disgrace, Al Franken removed his name from the bill he sponsored, but it bears revisiting. I will never understand why military contractors were essentially immune from prosecution for rape. https://thinkprogress.org/38-932c765d5766/

Having boundaries doesn’t mean there’s a thought police out to get you.

Man beats SM64 just by thinking about it.

While already suffering from fetal alcohol syndrome.