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She said she does not believe Omar was anti-Semitic, but that she may not have “understood the full weight of the words” she had said.

All I can see is Danny DeVito.

I would pay good money to see that lard filled garbage bag attempt a punch. 

I dunno...I feel like Apple Cook has a better ring to it.

PREDICTION: Sarah Sanders will claim that “Tim Apple” is Trump’s nickname for Tim Cook and that he totally meant to call him that and how dare you say it was a mistake this is why media is the enemy of the American people also yes my face is slowly sliding off my skull.

We all have a responsibility to speak out against anti-Semitism, Islamophobia, homophobia, transphobia, racism, and all forms of hatred and bigotry, especially as we see a spike in hate crimes in America. But like some of my colleagues in the Congressional Black Caucus, I am concerned that the spotlight being put on

I shudder. After his disgrace, Al Franken removed his name from the bill he sponsored, but it bears revisiting. I will never understand why military contractors were essentially immune from prosecution for rape. https://thinkprogress.org/38-932c765d5766/

Having boundaries doesn’t mean there’s a thought police out to get you.

Man beats SM64 just by thinking about it.

While already suffering from fetal alcohol syndrome. 

I feel like everyone in our government has been huffing glue while eating paint chips for like a decade. 

When Rep. Ilhan Omar made comments similar in context, the GOP fell all over themselves in condemnation.

Heromodus Discovered This One Weird Trick!  Astrologers and Bloodletters Hate Him!

Look, I think we all agree the idea of a Space Force is nice, in a utopian society. But let’s be realistic and look for REAL solutions. For instance, an expanded tax credit that will allow people to purchase insurance on the open market that they can use towards buying a cardboard box that they labelSpace Force” on

Remember when Kushner took info from the President’s daily brief about Saudis that weren’t so hot on MBS to his sleepover with MBS then a bunch of people got tortured and rolled for their fortunes? Good times.

I particularly enjoyed when Fox’s (I think) long-winded convoluted question about the book or movie deal ended, Cohen just leaned into the mic and said, “No.”

Anyone who is for the green new deal has no idea what it’s about. I’ve heard about it. If they pass this, no one can fly anymore! Cows would be required to be modified to add a catalytic-type converter to convert their farts to clean air. We will have death panels to decide who lives or dies based on their carbon

What amuses me is how in some areas Vaccines are treated like the devil incarnate while others treat antibiotics as a cure all. It’s like the worst possible ideologies were latched onto.

I think a large proportion of the anti-vaxx sentiment emerged around the same time that pharmaceutical companies were allowed to advertise their non-OTC drugs on TV (that’s to say not Tylenol commercials or the like). In my mind this sort of took the doctor out of the equation and handed an inappropriate measure of