That would be CLINTONISTAAAASSSSS.

He’llHe'll all is yeah blaze 1 sf 42042069 million

Even Blacks for Trump who aren’t black are for Trump.

The police caught 'em all.

Florida Dems: Yes, we must get involved in the election in other nations to prevent an outcome we don’t want.

Leave him be, he’s just a lowly, everyday millionaire struggling to fight the good fight for the common ma...I just can’t finish that sentence.

But we’re still cutting education funding. This should be an adventure!

“Scurry back to work”? Is Tucker now in favor of longer maternal/paternal leave?

I’m pretty sure that the last year and a half has damaged Carlson’s brain to the point that he doesn’t know what he’s talking about anymore, let alone whether it squares with positions he took last year, last month, or last night.

Tucker may see which way the wind is blowing — even a majority of Fox viewers are aware that modern capitalism sucks (they of course blame gay marriage and liberals for corporatism somehow, but they know it’s a bad deal)

I laughed at that too— isn’t he supposed to be AGAINST lazy non-working takers?

“Americans’ ignorance of history is a national scandal the GOP’s most successful long-term strategy to date.”

Texas: You’re allowed to shoot someone who breaks into your house

When I saw the headline I knew something was off. People have been talking about these no-knock warrants for years and cops gave nary a fuck about them. Then there was the promise of charges. Charges against the police being talked about this soon? This did not compute. The cynic in me said that this couple must have…

i am eagerly awaiting ben shapiro’s guest appearance on splinter.

You fool! Don’t you know that Shapiro is a GENIUS??? He has owned more libs than you can even wrap your head around! No one can touch him in debates because he’s just too SMART for DEmoRATS!!!!1!

I like the “I’m having a severe aneurysm as I type this" closer you've got there. 

Shut it down, we’re not getting a better take on this than my man Christopher here.

If the scale shows he weighs too much, it’s Obama’s fault.