He’s just fighting against Trump by following Sun Tzu’s advice:

Sir this is a Wendy’s

Well, she just threw the medication. Now what???

“Look, I haven’t been racist for almost a month now. I mean, even a decent guy like Hitler didn’t have to... aw, shit...”

Innocent until proven guilty is becoming the new violating my 1st amendment. If this isn’t proof we need to pay our teachers better, I don’t know what is.

McConnell should be strung up by his neck flap.

He’s never going to sign it. He might say he will, but once the more rabid members of his base get done with him, he’ll veto it for sure. Not nearly enough money and not wall-y (WALL-E?) enough.

You are a disgusting person and I hope you die a slow, painful death.

Seems like a pretty drastic step, I’d try the breakup thing first.

So who was it who first quipped that France retaliated by calling American cheese American cheese?

If it worked for the Rs in 2016, why not?

same, although quitting twitter helped me a lot

It’ll get worse before it gets better.

Ms. Ocasio-Cortez herself confirms that you are correct:

Busting through walls like the Kool-Aide man. I screamed when I saw this.

There aren’t laws against these things, because we never thought we needed laws against these things. Now we do, but the people benefiting from the lack of laws are the same ones who would need to create and enforce those laws.

just rewatching films from the 80s kind of underlines that, basically every bully and jock from every teen or college movie seems like they have ascended to the top echelon of power now

Every Democrat hates every other Democrat and subconsciously wants 4 more years of Trump.

I’m going to make a bet that the same people upset about promoting fairness (or kindness) have at some point bemoaned our country drifting away from its ‘Christian values’.