It’s fine, those weren’t McKenzie’s true feelings. She was possessed, with an eeevvvviiillll spirrrriiittttt. Maybe a Nazi ghost, who can tell. Whichever ghost may be at fault here, the words may have been racist, but McKenzie is not a racist. Who can tell if she thought the words before they were spoke? Are we mind…

Long, flowing robes with gold trim, to signify the blessings of capitalism that God has bestowed upon their valiant souls.

Bro do you even know what it’s like here in the grays? Don’t stand on your black pedestal and say you’re the same as me. Don’t run a comment system of injustice and tell me to be mad at celebrities. You don’t know our pain, and I’m sure you don’t care to, oblivious to what it’s like, to how I feel.

I assume you feel that way about a lot of things.

Exactly. It is only a matter of time until you child slavers are exposed as the alien psychics you actually are.

ahahahahahaha do it

2025:

This is a scandal, indeed. A scandal for Democrats. Where was Chelsea Clinton’s security clearance? What gives Malia the right to look at secret documents? I don’t remember any fuss over that. The double-standard disgusts me.

“Why isn’t there any iced tea in a Long Island Iced Tea?”

Yes a list of all of the capitalists will come in handy when the state seizes power and we redistribute the earnings of American business leaders

Paul, why exactly are you writing about this? Could it be, perhaps, you’re looking for a book deal? Are you willing to swear on your cat’s grandmother’s grave that you will not write a book when all of this is over

Alternatively: find an old mirror and recite Appendix XII of the Necronomicon. Goes straight to Michael Cohen every time. Uncanny. 

“From money! We’ll print money! It’s an emergency! Rev up the presses and Xerox us a new wall. Get the Washington Post to pay for it, as punishment, or something.”

Caress my shoulders and smell my hair Joe daddy

The father-in-law will remain faithful. Scum bros for life *one-of-a-kind friendship handshake*

NICE, Stony Rushing is One Of those Idiots who Never Learned Capitalization rules.

The irony is that autism rates are probably exacerbated by air pollution, so, yet again, American faux-populists are actively fighting the solutions to their grievances.

Did he ask Maduro if he regrets forcing Bernie Sanders on his populace?

Perfect! I hate my family. Let us embrace our Green Death.

“Children have to be able to grow up and make their own political decisions about what they want,”