Im voting for whoever is loudest at the debate royale. Screamin’ Sanders. Wailin’ Warren. Bellowin’ Buttigieg. Show some passion!

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IS ROGER STONE Q

Better than a design-by-committee populist regulation spoon. All you have is rules. Not deep enough here. Too round over there. If it was up to you, this would be a crime punishable by death, I bet. At least a year in the gulag. For the good of the populace. This spoon represents a free market that isn’t afraid to fail

6G. Telepathic computing. Robot legs. Digital hyperspace surgery. We can do it, we are America. Step it up. Space cars. Laser calculators. We’re just getting started. Underwater plasma tunnels. Lava electricity generators. I’m fuckin’ ready to go! Whooooooooooooo

The American dream is outsourcing their upbringing to government caretakers, while their parents scurry back to work as good little servants of globalized market capitalism.

“Fossil fuels have been demonized like Hitler! What? Oh. Like Jews! Like Jews under Hitler!”

Ha ha ha I live nowhere near the coast. Safe.

Max Boot loves history, like the glorious history of the Iraq War. If only everyone was educated enough to understand the security and peace we now have

This was inevitable; Sandman was an American boy, raised on promises. He couldn’t help thinkin’ that there was a little more to life, somewhere else.

Still other parts of Texas: CBP owns your property and can do whatever, whenever, like the Founders intended.

I’ve reached out to the Schultz campaign to ask how he would deal with the current student debt crisis and the prohibitive cost of higher education, and I’ll update this post if I hear back.

Bought and sold by the American people, yet still selling out minorities, that minority being Rich Americans. Do we really want a president who enacts popular policy? The populace elected Donald Trump. I don’t think we want them in charge. Plutocracy 2020.

Will Bernie Sanders be branded “Globalist Bernie,” wink wink?

I’m beginning to think Alabama has been the internet for decades, just not on computers. Like the local news is regularly just the dumbest foxnews.com comment, but printed and distributed.

Slaves, just freed after the civil war, were not stupid. At times, they borrowed their former masters’ robes and horses and rode through the night to frighten some evil doer. Sometimes they had to kill one or two of them, but so what.

Think of the economy; no educated person is going to work the mines. Support the school-to-mine pipeline, for heritage’s sake. Something something something Obama

Autism is probably caused by air pollution anyways. In other words, libs and ‘70s conservatives prevent autism. Facts

The simple fact is that daughters of past US presidents should stay non-partisan. We elected her to lead the country not meme dankly with her many cool friends

Ha ha ha it’ll turn out to be a promo for the new Netflix Original: Active Shooter