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lol the best thing I like about Republican governance is the stability

For the record: do NOT walk dogs like that. I’ve seen men ripped in twain walking by a dog park at the same time as squirrels 

Starbucks Man/Michael Avenatti 2020: We can also sell you cocaine 

Uhhh anyone who throws things when they get angry should see a shrink immediately. We have medication for that now.

Attention America: there are more than two places to get coffee. I walked to the bus stop yesterday and arrived bathed in coffee. I had to actually walk through Latte Junction and Coffee Nuts to reach my terminal. I guess people love coffee that arrives in a bag from corporate. Put it in the coffee freezer for reuse.

More like Civilization VI: Antifa Lib Invasion. Let me guess, every civilization gets universal healthcare. Very creative. Wake me up when you can build an ethno-nationalist police state

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck the world

But given that comprehensive capitalism has not only failed to solve the climate question but also created and exacerbated it...[longest sentence ever]

He coulda said he was “reclaiming his time” at the end and watch the internet rage transform itself into a solid object in the shape of a man, and that’s who Democrats should run in 2020. Manifested Rage 2020.

Athley ith thurely thorry for thuch thitty thatements.

1/Donald Trump is brutalizing immigrant families and children, passing massive tax giveaways to the rich, and introducing unprecedented levels of corruption into our government. So it absolutely ENRAGES me that I now have to spend effort fighting anyone on the Left.

“He was known as the ‘Barracks Jew’ having his fingers in the finances of the entire Corps.”

Randomly flipped through the 1979 UNC-Chapel Hill yearbook today just to kill some time, and found this photo on one of the fraternities’ pages. Holy shit.

Dismissing symbolic legislation is fine. Supporting symbolic legislation is fine. It doesn’t matter, it’s symbolic. Making fun of AOC is also fine. This is good-natured ribbing and not something that even registers on my scale of importance.

I swear I feel dumber every hour of every day, like the internet is causing idiot osmosis. The stupidity of everything has engulfed my entire being and is slowly eating me alive. I’ll soon be left as a sobbing husk of a man, tho admittedly not many will notice the change

“Is there any committee rule that prevents a member of Congress from reciting false statements in a committee hearing that are unsupported by the evidence, or are members of Congress entitled to just make things up in support of specious arguments?”

I think the only conclusion that I can reach given recent events is that everyone in the 80s was dumb as fuck.

lol yall got some white woman in you after all

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