Just change your idea of what “home” “ownership” means. Renting is about purchasing time in a space owned by someone else. That time in that space is now owned by the renter. Ownership. And “home” is easy. Home is where the heart is. Home Ownership.

lol look at all the sociopaths in this thread

“I’ve had enough of this RNG garbage. No skill involved whatsoever.”

It’s all going according to plan. Instead of reducing the size of government through legislation, we’ll just starve them out. It’s the conservative way.

a plant-based diet that involves eating very few calories — through light foods like soups, energy bars, and energy drinks

He wants to run for something in Texas in the future and doesn’t want to rile the militias

As long as they keep making razors that look like they could contain the Tesseract, I am for whatever. Their new model has wings; no idea why but so awesome

Tucker/Gregg 2020, running on a platform of white people being so inherently superior that they can afford to pay higher taxes. “Fuck you, but also...godammit...ok.”

“Excellent report. I would love to touch this Mother Jones. Meet. I would love to meet this Mother Jones.” —Mike Pence

I didnt edit anything, for the record.

His statement, though, doesn’t even imply that he has photographed, posted online, or masturbated to AOC’s feet. jokes_on_you simply used their obsession with feet to debunk a right-wing hoax. Your ‘context clues’ are merely manifestations of your own inhibitions and stereotypes.  

That said, the fact that the foot expert in question is a fetishist and lead with “I’ve sucked enough toes” is both creepy as fuck (as it’s an objectification of an unwilling participant)

Sorry libs Jeff Bozo is a much better name. Im calling Amazon “Bozo’s Store” from now on. Amazon? No, Bozosstore.

This is nothing compared to taking a DNA test

I misread this title as “Supersonic Arsonist Destroys Seven Cars During Anime Con” and was like anime conventions are awesome

Obama was in favor of gay marriage, but he backed off the idea as he entered Congress and prepared to run for president, before switching again during his presidency

It’s probably some double IPA CBD infused triple-filtered apricot pineapple hipster monstrosity. “We grow our hops while they listen to indie rock under a blacklight. NO GMO”

This will pass. There’s talk of General George Fuckwad III joining the administration, finally providing the White House the mature guidance that will help the president transition into a more traditional style of govern *BANG*

The most dangerous uninspected food will be seafood, which is eaten mostly on the liberal coasts. Checkmate. No more federal workers. Sick coastal elites. Ha ha ha take that

It would just be about anxiety and hostage situations. Didn’t half of all superheroes die? Very sad movie.