The thing about the poster is that I think it’s calling Donald Trump a White Walker and I think Donald knows that too and it’s a nazi dogwhistle

Every citizen deserves an equal amount of points no matter their birth, rank, ability, nor disability. This unequal distribution of points is the root cause of all society’s ills and misfortune. Only with a full reallocation of points will we evolve into a culture free of our destructive human nature.

Every citizen deserves an equal amount of points no matter their birth, rank, ability, nor disability. This unequal…

and perhaps in some cases the natural landscape prevents people from coming into the country easily

I had a meeting at the Pentagon with lots of generals. They were like from a movie. Better looking than Tom Cruise and stronger.

Yeah but when they die they’ll go to heaven because they rejected communism

You know who followed the law? Barack Obama. Despicable. It’s time we took the country in a new direction: no laws, closed government, but tons of autographs. Perfect. $35 an autograph. So smart

It’s a Muslim Mexican Menace. A veritably voracious, vast volume of vindictive Venezuelans. Soon, see seething Satanists silently slip into Southern suburbs.

lol I ordered a bunch of stuff from Newegg and paid $20 for 2-day shipping, only to have the estimated delivery date change twice, arriving two days late. Getting anything you want on-demand turns out to be hard! This is the epitome of first-world problems.

Ha ha ha GOOD

I’ll admit that I do admire the continuing strategy of this administration of saying “fuck all strategy and politics in general.”

I gave ten dollars to a homeless sign guy and I hope he got fuckin wasted 

The left needs to start making Joe Biden hats so that they can wear them to his inauguration. Good job leftists, way to really compete

Im vaping a juice called “Power Rangers Neon Doughnut Vacation Paradise” with a mountain bike and a video game controller on the front. There’s a warning that says “Only for cool adults.” It tastes like Axe spray deodorant

11 For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the LORD, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you a Lamborghini SUV. 

hired sharpshooters

English is a crazy language, I know, but this is how the founding fathers talked. They’re talking about the plural wall; the category of wall. It’s like the word “giraffe.” You wouldn’t say, “Look at all of the giraffes.” You’d say “Look at all of the giraffe.”

Thank you founding fathers for concocting such a marvelous system of rule. It makes sooo much sense; guns for everyone and war farming. Great smart men

Height shaming. Bodies come in all shapes and sizes and theyre all beautiful. Except Grimer. Disgusting.

AOC should run because fuck the establishment *guitar solo*

Ha ha yeah whatever, you can breathe too hard and break all sorts of promises to environmentalists. I stepped on a living, thriving blade of grass someone save the earth from me -_-