Even a broken clock can boof two times a day

The Fact Checker has not identified statements from any other current elected official who meets the standard other than Trump.

Do you know that feeling where a piece of media comes out and you dread the 10,000 identical promotional pieces that’ll show up on literally all of your blog feeds until it’s released? There’s probably a German word for it: an entire “news” environment temporarily devoted to trash for clicks, everyone sucking on…

Barack Obama! He saw this recession coming from years away and yet did nothing. This is sabotage, no one could be a good president after what Barack Obama did to our national spirit

lol Partisan Taint is a great band name

Why would they use an image of the modern college campus

What a space cadet lol

lol libs

Im pretty sure the answer is “not enough, buy my powder.” Unless youre vegan in which case the answer seems to be “you are bad and will die soon because of your badness, no amount of protein will save you”

I would vote for Jeb if he ran. Retweet if you are a Jeb Head like me

Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
Your huddled masses yearning to give me fifty dollars

Breaking News: The hackers found Hillary Clinton’s 87,000 deleted emails. She hid them where Republicans would least expect it

I’ve got $10 on “wanders off or into something”

“George and I, we had a lot in common. We see what we want, and we grab it. We don’t care. No, we don’t care. A great man. A lot like me, two great, great men.”

All educashun are a scam.

“We tortured like 13 guys from Gitmo 2 but no one knew a thing about Khashoggi. It sounds like we’re running out of options.” 

“This is going to earn me so much respect on Reddit”

was stymied after he “liked” a 17 second video entitled “expert oral sex 17" from the “Goddess Lesbian” Twitter account

The interns came from the north

I want to see a comic where he meets Lee Atwater in hell.