Don’t you understand?! It could have been done earlier or later than the time it happened. It could have happened at any time but instead it happened at one of the times. That’s quite the coincidence! I demand answers to something, if not everything, soon.

Kid Rock, for his part, said he was “all hopped up on coffee and Baileys,”

Searching Google for “Proud Boy slashfic” returns nothing, so I’m pretty sure this is happening. Very new emotions going on right now

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I have a big problem with swimming in the dark in any videogame. What is under there? Anything could be under there, including my nightmares. Subnautica drove me to therapy

you can only jerk off once per month

I’m pretty sure the south is still under water. There are nowhere near the number of construction workers required to rebuild it to its former glory right now. You know how you keep refugees from disappearing into the criminal underworld? Give them jobs. Invest in supplemental language education. Become borg

Throw this entire comment section away. No more comments. Do it for humanity

Whaaaaat Franklin’s chair is unique and nicer. A throne. At that table Franklin is king, with his left and right hands, across from his vassals, who are supping with animals.

Schumer’s office later clarified to CNN’s Manu Raju that the $1.6 billion dollars wouldn’t be spent on a wall, per se. Instead it would go to other security measures. Measures like....a fence.

You see, the problem is that I’m a wildcard. But that’s also awesome. Wildcard. Nice

Another spineless moderate.

Being justly punished for regular crimes

I vote for whichever politician the bones say. America should be guided by the energy of the universe, not some transient mortal value judgement.

Grass-roots efforts to organize labor for greater class equality is populism.

lol

While it’s common for interviewer and interviewee to determine the scope of the conversation prior to it happening, it’s another thing altogether than showing the interviewee the exact questions they’re going to be asked ahead of time

“Sure, they’re bullets, but they’re soft bullets. Child-density bullets. Doesn’t even hurt. Like, ‘Wow was that a mosquito?’ They’re lucky I’m so nice. Where do I get this kindness? I don’t know.”

I want me some those khaki boys tho. Yea gumdrops show me that forbidden wasp worship. Goddddd almighty

Freedom pill me Fox daddy. Slather my face with your muscle milk. My levels of free testosterone are sad sad sad, like a vegan liberal’s. Send me to amphetamine god patriot box