What a space cadet lol

lol libs

Im pretty sure the answer is “not enough, buy my powder.” Unless youre vegan in which case the answer seems to be “you are bad and will die soon because of your badness, no amount of protein will save you”

I would vote for Jeb if he ran. Retweet if you are a Jeb Head like me

Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
Your huddled masses yearning to give me fifty dollars

Breaking News: The hackers found Hillary Clinton’s 87,000 deleted emails. She hid them where Republicans would least expect it

I’ve got $10 on “wanders off or into something”

“George and I, we had a lot in common. We see what we want, and we grab it. We don’t care. No, we don’t care. A great man. A lot like me, two great, great men.”

All educashun are a scam.

“We tortured like 13 guys from Gitmo 2 but no one knew a thing about Khashoggi. It sounds like we’re running out of options.” 

“This is going to earn me so much respect on Reddit”

was stymied after he “liked” a 17 second video entitled “expert oral sex 17" from the “Goddess Lesbian” Twitter account

The interns came from the north

I want to see a comic where he meets Lee Atwater in hell.

Don’t you understand?! It could have been done earlier or later than the time it happened. It could have happened at any time but instead it happened at one of the times. That’s quite the coincidence! I demand answers to something, if not everything, soon.

Kid Rock, for his part, said he was “all hopped up on coffee and Baileys,”

Searching Google for “Proud Boy slashfic” returns nothing, so I’m pretty sure this is happening. Very new emotions going on right now

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I have a big problem with swimming in the dark in any videogame. What is under there? Anything could be under there, including my nightmares. Subnautica drove me to therapy

you can only jerk off once per month