I’m pretty sure the south is still under water. There are nowhere near the number of construction workers required to rebuild it to its former glory right now. You know how you keep refugees from disappearing into the criminal underworld? Give them jobs. Invest in supplemental language education. Become borg

Throw this entire comment section away. No more comments. Do it for humanity

Whaaaaat Franklin’s chair is unique and nicer. A throne. At that table Franklin is king, with his left and right hands, across from his vassals, who are supping with animals.

Schumer’s office later clarified to CNN’s Manu Raju that the $1.6 billion dollars wouldn’t be spent on a wall, per se. Instead it would go to other security measures. Measures like....a fence.

You see, the problem is that I’m a wildcard. But that’s also awesome. Wildcard. Nice

Another spineless moderate.

Being justly punished for regular crimes

I vote for whichever politician the bones say. America should be guided by the energy of the universe, not some transient mortal value judgement.

Fancy cell phones are dumb. Get a wi-fi phone with pay-as-you-go 3G. If it breaks, replace it with the money you’ve saved by not being a dummy. No one needs to play Fortnite on their handheld. Your eyes aren’t even good enough to appreciate the $700 4096x1024 900dpi screen you’ll scratch in a week.

Grass-roots efforts to organize labor for greater class equality is populism.

lol

While it’s common for interviewer and interviewee to determine the scope of the conversation prior to it happening, it’s another thing altogether than showing the interviewee the exact questions they’re going to be asked ahead of time

“Sure, they’re bullets, but they’re soft bullets. Child-density bullets. Doesn’t even hurt. Like, ‘Wow was that a mosquito?’ They’re lucky I’m so nice. Where do I get this kindness? I don’t know.”

I want me some those khaki boys tho. Yea gumdrops show me that forbidden wasp worship. Goddddd almighty

Freedom pill me Fox daddy. Slather my face with your muscle milk. My levels of free testosterone are sad sad sad, like a vegan liberal’s. Send me to amphetamine god patriot box

Have you ever had a single moment’s thought about her responsibilities? Have you ever thought, for a single solitary moment, about her responsibilities to her minions? Has it ever occurred to you that she has agreed to look after The White House until May the first? Does it matter to you at all that the owners have…

Growing up on TLK and Bambi are why I have forest fire nightmares and never want to love anything that can die. Thanks Disney.

She insisted that she meant “no ill will, no intent whatsoever in my statements.”

Huh this just got interesting for me. Cool now I need a whole new computer ><

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