Uh yeah he needs to flip the Texans who are moderately racist but also don’t like the lineage of the Zodiac Killer. Is Obama bin BorninIran going to help with that?

Uhhhh you’re screening your kid’s browser history?

lol so Im running the OG Intel i7 920, a GTX 560, and 18gigs of ram. Is there any possible way this will run? Someone please say yes

Have you seen Britain’s economy lately? Obviously not very good. Veeeerrryyy much economic anxiety. 

“The video doesn’t show the flames, nor the demon horns I saw. If there was audio, you would have heard McDonald scream ‘Allahu akbar!’ before threatening all white women. Not guilty, your honor.”

Beer enemas. He likes beer. That’s not weird. A lot of people like beer, like he does. He likes beer.

I dunno. Boofing can be sexual, but it can also be a great way to save calories, which is not directly sexual. I guess to some people, anything that involves the third gate can be seen as sexual, but it has a lot of utilitarian functions that cannot be dismissed.

“Say it was the Clintons’ fault. Silver fuckin’ bullet, that one. Lock her up! Ha ha ha”

? My hand started beeping and a robot voice said “activated.” Twitter will want to hear about this

Wonder what the difference between those men and Brett Kavanaugh is.

BEEP BOOP I HAVE BEEN ACTIVATED

Step 1) Delete your Facebook

It really makes you want to lock yourself in a room and boof yourself silly, doesnt it

Im starting a pool: How many people will die because of this alert? My money is on 5 to 10.

Ugh there’s always someone there to take it too far. ONLY CONSENSUAL BOOFING.

Boofing back to front to back, simultaneously. Spontaneous, public boofing. Boofing without shame or remorse.

What this calls for is a good round of Senatorial boofing, for unity. Unity Boofing. I am never going to stop with this. Boofing in the chambers. Boofing all over pending legislation. Objection? Overruled. Boofing will continue until we have reached an agreement.

“And those pedo priests. What. A. Bad. Deal. They. Have. Gotten. I can’t believe it. Anyone can make allegations. Anyone. You can make allegations. You can make allegations. You can make allegations. It’s madness. But I can’t make allegations, oh no. I’m not Hillary Clinton enough.”

What an occasion. Boofing at the beach. Boofing in the showers. Boofing in front of all of your friends. It was the 80s. It was the 80s so hard back then