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“Straight to the President, my good mailman! Do not open it! Straight to the President!”

Look, perjury requires a premeditated attempt to mislead an audience with a known lie. But who can scry a man’s thoughts? A person’s memory is so ephemeral I think it’s safe to say we are all liars in our own ways. Perjury then, really, is impossible to prove. 30 years of angry yelling please

Have you ever thought that huge amounts of waste, no oversight, and no consumer protections is just what the doctor ordered? We’ve kicked our economy into seventh gear! We’ve launched our economy into the upper spaceosphere! Pay no attention to the concentration camps. Look at that there economy

The Democrats are orange! Look at them! And their hair, oh lord, get it under control Democrats. How racist the Democrats are too, calling minorities, slandered white patriots, rapists?! Who does that? Democrats. It’s like they’re in the throes of dementia. 

What are the chances one of these will kill me somehow? What if it gets wet? How do they work? “He died from blankets” makes for a terrible obituary. 

What are the chances one of these will kill me somehow? What if it gets wet? How do they work? “He died from

HOW COULD WE HAVE KNOWN?!?! CAN WE VET EVERYONE FOR EVERYTHING>!>! 

Daylight Orrin Hatch

I have no desire to watch someone recount their sexual assault and then have a bunch of dudes yell at her. So weird right

lol Brant Kavinooo is such a wild dog tho. His face was covered in blood; blood was coming out of his eyes like he was crying but his face was scrowling like a rabid mongrel. Spit was going everywhere all over Lindsay Graham but he was quiet like a gentleman scholar. Old Man Orren tipped his fedora and said he would

harpoon for land-whales

He’s a Catholic.

AWFUL CUYAHOGA OUTCOME HRC 2 be created. Must launch effective legal challenge. Shout out: hubby Michael testified. Outcome directly tied 2 CLE 66% adult illiteracy. 

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On Last Week Tonight is the first time I saw footage of Bart O’Kavanaugh and I cannot believe this is what America has come to. What a stupid motherfucker

SMOKE WEED

This is the tribalism that put Donald Trump in the White House! Thanks for that.

The kind from your childhood.

cause Bernie Sanders is the One True Democrat suck it fake-libs HillaryLostTheWHITEWOMANVote.com

Guys, if we don’t confirm B Kav he will kill this puppy. Dont force him to kill this puppy, Democrats. He doesnt want to kill this puppy, oh no, but if this Clintonite conspiracy doesnt end, I just dont know what other choice he has.