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This is the tribalism that put Donald Trump in the White House! Thanks for that.

The kind from your childhood.

cause Bernie Sanders is the One True Democrat suck it fake-libs HillaryLostTheWHITEWOMANVote.com

Guys, if we don’t confirm B Kav he will kill this puppy. Dont force him to kill this puppy, Democrats. He doesnt want to kill this puppy, oh no, but if this Clintonite conspiracy doesnt end, I just dont know what other choice he has.

the editorial staff at America, the Jesuit domestic terror magazine

“This is not a job interview,” Graham snarled. “This is hell.”

revenge on behalf of the Clintons

It was only a matter of time before animals learned to cooperate. History will record this moment as when it all began

Thank god, I did not want to actually have to watch this thing

Police found second decomposing body at the same site, but Clark was not charged for any crime in connection to it.

My wife is getting the district to buy her a classroom self-defense projectile tool and I cant wait to introduce our kids to freedom

Hey fellow libs, I lost the password to the Soros-Clinton deep state plans, can any of you help a marginalized friend out? I specifically want to look at the ones that coordinate our media “journalists” with those fembot communists in colleges (like Yale)

“This is what defenders would say, right? She been harboring—she had an axe to grind about him and she lays the foundation as a Democrat [sic] donor, saying I don’t want—I’m just going with the most dramatic theory.”

I dont know about the rest of you, but whenever I get hammered, I see dicks everywhere. Dicks on the walls, dicks on the ceiling, dicks on my furniture, dicks just floating in the air, in front of my face...there’s really no telling what exactly happened that night.

Avenatti also told reporters the woman, whom he did not name, has multiple security clearances and will “literally risk her life’’ by coming forward.

Ha ha ha imagine if there was an FBI investigation. “Georgetown Prep seems to be a training ground for date rapists. *Reads 264 completely fucked up stories from the nearby girls’ schools’ alumnae*”

Mr. Kavanaugh, when the sex did arrive, was it consensual then? If so, was it pleasurable for her? We remind you that you are under oath. Please show us the positions you attempted, and highlight for the court your stance at climax. If your first lover says that you were a sweaty fumbling mess who ejaculated in his…

lol this is stupid as fuck, but falls right in line with Republican logic. The anecdotal opinion of an 18th century aristocrat has no bearing on modern society and is merely an appeal to authority; you might as well quote me the bible while you’re at it, but that would bring up Jesus, who actually gave a shit about…