Their ideology requires the existence of this misery.

So very good Im going to print out and frame this article

Jared died 3 months ago and nobody noticed

lol EPPC is “dedicated to applying the Judeo-Christian moral tradition to critical issues of public policy.” I dont even have an extra joke for this one. There it is.

lol fucking idiot game

This is substantially worse than when he voiced his support for abortion rights: “Any of you seen Alien? Ya. No thanks.”

Ill install one once they pay me to do so. The way this price trend is going it will only be a few years now

Ill install one once they pay me to do so. The way this price trend is going it will only be a few years now

As I wrote in the Wall Street Journal, he has also been an exceptional mentor to his female clerks and a champion of their careers.

Go ask any average Canadian what they think of their Soviet healthcare and you’ll find out just how deep the socialist brainwashing goes. Sure, free doctors, but at what cost?

Kavanaugh. B-Kav. He is a man, like all of us. Is time should we his highschool? What about Bill Clinton? Something just isn’t right here! What about Hillary Clinton? It’s the deep, deep deep deep deep state, and I can prove it.

Do you still have to walk up to the microwave and insert food? I dont understand

Do you still have to walk up to the microwave and insert food? I dont understand

They just havent figured out who’s going to take our guns next. Is Alex Octavius going to take our guns? I think Barack Obama still wants to take our guns, right? David Hogg wants to take our guns, but no one’s scared of him. Hmmmmm. Canadians? PETA? Crap we gotta think of something quick

the suspected shooter is a woman

“this is like making a song called ‘Oops Hitler’” ahahahaha

Whenever I read Axios I feel like I’m being treated like an idiot who can only digest information in kid-sized portions. They probably have the analytics to prove themselves right =/

ARGH WE CONTROL EVERYTHING WHY ISNT THIS EASIER

Also joining the defense are Bill Cosby, Louis CK, and Roger Ailes himself.

I suggest talking to a professional about your weird internet vendettas 

Trafficked away to work in the Clinton Foundation mines on Uranium One, undoubtedly