Wtf like thirteen of these donors are just named “الموت لأمريكا.” Does no one check these things?

Outside, where dangerous, invisible UV rays penetrate your body and taint it with cancer? Where in every bush lies diseased insects ready to latch on to your skin, tear it apart, and spread contagion throughout your being? Outside, with air laden with our own waste, ready to be absorbed by whatever poor soul chances…

Outside, where dangerous, invisible UV rays penetrate your body and taint it with cancer? Where in every bush lies…

Is that the “before” photo? Ha ha ha. 

Sure she’s pretty if you wash out the photo and angle the camera just right, but Anderson Cooper is objectively hotter, from the proportions, to the symmetry, to the style, Anderson Cooper is one of the hottest people on earth.

Anderson Cooper is so much hotter than Gloria Vanderbilt I am almost offended by the comparison. -1

If this isn’t the definition of “grit” I just don’t know what is

Why are there all of these blacked out parts? I said RELEASED! I want them RELEASED! This is treason. It has to be. Hillary Clinton you have spun your last web

“Wait but this is the exact reason I bought this thing, what do you mean I’m going to jail?”

lol I’m going to create @FakeJamesWoods and fill it with a bunch of reasoned, mature takes.

Huh I bet Venezuela is starting to look pretty good right about now, isn’t it, capitalists? Or do you actually like the explosive will of the free market

lol I’ve played this Fallout 4 mod. As long as the Carolinas have enough Radaway they should be alright

Megan McArdle is going to be so happy someone actually devoted four paragraphs to her. If she doesn’t regularly submit a proof-of-career she’s cut out of the inheritance.

This is basically The Purge: Retail Massacre. Did the paper thieves wear masks? Clown masks?!

lol sure, but what about the millions of emails you get from Trump supporters that deftly balance geopolitical economic trends with a responsible free market outlook

lol I actually did this time. You would be amazed by how many vapid connections you can find if you type “<anything> Clinton Foundation”

Wow. Just wow. You libs are never afraid to self-incriminate, are you? Let me connect some dots for you; I guess it’s hard if they’re not numbered.

Hip-hop reduces crime. I ran the numbers and made this chart:

Dead mal thread =(

... there was marijuana in the system

“Whatever that symbol means, it doesn’t reflect the Coast Guard and our core values,” Zorn told NBC. “Unless it turns out to mean something awesome. Millennials, am I right?”