The connoisseur in me says “no, get away from me,” but the millennial in me says “toke me up some of that lab drank, brah.”

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN

This is a bad idea, except for nun teachers. Nuns get guns. Nuns packin’ heat. Taking names for God. And martial arts. Ha ha ha nice

Hmm it sounds like it’s time for a crusade. Heed the call, farmers, blacksmiths, cast aside your shovels and don the blessed frock of White Christian Justice. There’s Muslims down there, right? Ok good. Join me! and on my ark we shall journey to that begotten land, arriving like a storm front to liberate our people…

So far there is zero evidence this has anything to do with Trump and the travesty here is that incessant linking of the Mueller witch hunt targets with Trump.

“...I’m a civil rights Republican. White civil rights. Christian civil rights. Male civil rights (RIP, amiright guys?). Cast you down to the fiery pits, CNN!”

I got so mad when they didn’t set out a plate and utensils for my dog that I’m never going back to Olive Garden.

Stalin’s Boots, Budapest

Im just glad that video is censored so the devil cant invade my eyeballs. Get out of my computer, demons! Out!

Counterpoint:

I also tried to subtly hint at my genitals while taking no sides and humblebragging. I made someone make a public outburst of irrational anger. Comment domination is complete.

This was my first post today dude ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

I realize this isn’t really the space for me, being an extremely well-privileged man, to voice my condemnation or praise, and I wholeheartedly respect the history behind voices such as mine being used to silence and oppress those who are not as sufficiently endowed, but I would like to announce my unequivocal support…

Furthermore, as for every man to whom God has given riches and wealth, He has also empowered him to eat from them and to receive his reward and rejoice in his labor; this is the gift of God. — Ecclesiastes 5:19

lol what a good time for 3D printed guns. Sci-fi guns and nazis everywhere! Ha ha ha ha ha

“No, I killed Ben Laden! Tell your guys to say I killed Ben Laden. Not the Muslim Obama and this communist. I killed Ben. Republicans killed him. They’ll love that. Obama was there but he had nothing to do with it. We did it.”

I take issue with the idea of cereal being a “kid” breakfast food. I am a grown ass man. It is fortified with a bunch of spray vitamins. Nice.

I’m glad someone understands the nature of poverty: it’s a trap.

? That’s before it’s offset by the discount we get by using Trump Parades as its organizer. This is why Business President is so great! So! Many! Deals!