Swimming is so overrated. It’s being surrounded by imminent death while slowly becoming exhausted. Fuck swimming.

This guy would probably never admit he gets pain when he caths and it’s going to lead to a urinary tract infection

Wait you mean you cant be successful anymore just by being white and salty? I have to seriously replan some things

Swartz has claimed he was shooting at a group of people throwing rocks at the border.

wtf there is no way I am feeding my kids anything called a RXBAR. “Make sure you have your RXBAR after your Dopamine Flakes, Naliphanso.” 

wtf there is no way I am feeding my kids anything called a RXBAR. “Make sure you have your RXBAR after your Dopamine…

eating nothing but meat, salt, and water can cure various diseases

Ha ha ha how many millions of dollars would it cost to remove the stars of everyone credibly accused of sexual assault

“C’monnnn Russians! Y’all can turn off our electricity now, right?” —Kemp Kampf 

Nice, my dreams come reality. That’s always nice to see.

I’m waiting for America to implement a trickle-down food supply, where us rich get all the food, and you commoners get to gorge on our leftovers. You should be so lucky, tasting the foods of living gods.

what can LeBron James do next to make me like him even more?

That’s because reality is bigoted against us conservatives. We must forcefully fight reality to protect our thought freedoms, which are constantly under attack from my mom, and others. 

better than Shadow of War lol

Ha ha ha fuck you John Kasich. Looks like being an open asshole is a lot more useful than being a stealth asshole. “Oooooh I’ll get you for this, Trump. You wait until I get on ABC 

Pro-tip: Just copy sections of articles from redstate.com and post them here as unattributed comments lol

Of course it’s becoming a problem; what are you doing using a case? “I want to keep my computer parts cool so Im going to encase them in metal!” ?! The motherboard has those holes for a reason. Tie string to them and suspend your computer nexus in the air. Set up a box fan. Done. I solved your life in a comment.

Those aren’t real Christians, just idiots tricked by Satan, as he does. They will get what’s coming to them in the afterlife.

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Altman, from Pennsylvania, frequently cites a story about a woman who bought a short-term plan, had a stroke