Is it really worse than we thought? I had always assumed that these are meeting spaces for militia cells to plot mosque-burnings and mourn the family members they accidentally shot.

Another prophecy from Q: confirmed. Goat flood: contained.

Lol its ok a priest sold me a spell to increase my intelligence stat. Cost 200 gold but you cant put a price on the holy word! Lucifer cant withstand the might of my enchanted ax.

According to HuffPost, the new law also demarcates the age of consent for having sex with someone aged 18 years or older as 15.

lol why do you still cover football

The mechanisms through which deeply confused people indulge in alternate explanations for reality make sense, even if the products of their fever dreams do not. But none of this means you have to put adherents of this fully unproven, fully insane conspiracy theory on national television.

Nearly half of Customs and Border Protection agents failed their entrance exam, an audit revealed.

I should clarify that my image is fake news created in retaliation for this autoplaying video.

“Documents could be in these boxes yet they are not enough document boxes?! Unbelievable! I could never read so many, but Dems can read?! No! They have read enough. Unfair! Sad.” 

lol it’s like you sorta had an idea about decent plating and half way through, gave up. Is this how you live your life

See, this is just proves Mr. Trump right. How is that chart fair? I don’t even see Luxembourg. Are we supposed to just donate our blood and our treasure to protect that tiny piece of shit, for nothing? Fuck that to death. Maga.

That is fine. Hail Satan, remember? 

He’s just pointing out that the real victim of that murder was the man. Really, the government is the one who killed his wife, driving this poor soul to madness. Curse, you government! Wife killer!

Like my granddaddy used to say: Hen door fox guard safe hen fox. Lessons to live by.

Uh why would Republicans want to work on election security when foreign parties can keep them in office? There is so much more money to steal.

*reads instructions*

People have been very confused when they wish me a Merry Christmas and I respond with Hail Satan. Jolly Ol’ Saint Beelzebub

Current Gig: Quantitative futurist

Oh ho ho! Not just any underlying meaning!