I’ve heard the prevailing rationale is “All of the founding fathers had mistresses.”

“Yeah, Sean, put your hands all over that fridge. Get inside it. You’re a god now, like I am; this all belongs to us. Violate the confines of the Federal Government with me Sean, just like that. Hide it all away where no one will find it.” —Scott Pruitt

Ohhhh great, you can bet Big Veteran is behind this, them with their jumpy dispositions and terrible dreams. Won’t somebody think of the traditional painkillers? Walgreens, turned to wasteland, stray pharmacists roaming the prairies: “I still have *cough cough* good drugs!”

Jesus most of these comments are awful. More like 4chan.jezebel.com

The Democrats are doing nothing more than things most of their voters agree with, the most shameful form of pandering.

Fantastic reporting about a completely fucked up situation.

So many idiots are going to blow off their own fingers. 3-D guns are the new Military Muscle Milk For Men. 3:00am Fox News commercials telling insomniacs and drug addicts to make homemade explosives with their help because the White Revolution is here at last. The last generation with all of their hands.

I saw how easy it would be, as a parent, to accept the idea that my children deserve healthcare and education.

Ya most people don’t like torturing actual children and their families, either, but thus is the will of the Christian White praise be

In the banana stand. There’s always money in the banana stand.

Ha ha ha the only reason Gwent was ever popular was so pretentious people could rag on Hearthstone before going back to playing Hearthstone.

I’ll never stop laughing at people afraid of class warfare. Motherfuckers, class warfare has been going on for the last seventy goddamn years.

Ha ha ha this thread is way too fucking long

Personal data points:

It’s important that people realize that $100 fucking k would be heaven to most Americans.

“You’re not going to make me hate somebody just because they’re rich. I want to be rich!” Rep. Tim Ryan, D-Ohio

I just stop and flip off the distant door holder with both hands while mouthing “Fuck you buddy.” Works less well at my kid’s school.

So I mean, there’s a part of the prenup that says that in the case of divorce, Melania’s parents get deported or something, right? She loses a pinky? Forced to watch showtunes? 

America’s biggest mistake was underestimating the funeral lobby.