Compared to the UK, there are about 70,000 more non-fatal firearm injuries per year in the US. I aint paying for that lol

Damn that’s a nice beard. 

lol

“I am so erect right now. Mattresses? Tell me he bought a mattress.” —Scott Pruitt

I get the feeling the best parenting option is flip phones. No such thing as ASCII snuff films! Don’t quote me on that.

Who cares, we can now use animated gifs as avatars. How long has this been possible? I am so excited.

Friendly reminder that forced-birth is torture!

This make me feel less bad for pirating it lol

? Couldn’t she hire a caregiver with her Tax Cut Bonus lol

“I may not like what this administration’s directing the Environmental Protection Agency to do, but that doesn’t mean I think we ought to abolish the Environmental Protection Agency,” California Rep. Jim Costa, who also voted for the resolution, told BuzzFeed News.

“Reversible abortion” says to me “zombie fetuses,” which I admittedly am not entirely against, as a band name.

This is the kind of history lesson that makes Gawker great; haven’t seen a piece this good in months I don’t think.

Masculinity should mean that everyone buys my Alpha Dog Truck Balls Protein Powder. Do you want to be able to defend your muscles with your other muscles? Alpha Dog Truck Balls Protein Powder is the ONLY way to protect your body family. Don’t let those skinny weak liberal terrorists win.

(White people don’t use washcloths. I learned that in my first year of graduate-level Wypipology.)

Tisk, tisk, tisk, Republicans didn’t save their Tax Cut Bonuses? Quite ungrateful. Shaking my damn head

My data does support this theorem in macro, but I still found a wide variety of grooming practices, especially if one grades downstairs preparation on a sliding scale.

If watching porn triggers penis size anxiety, you may want to take a temporary (or permanent) hiatus from watching.

I hear the only way to safely vaccinate is to dilute a dose of vaccine in two gallons of water, as the water takes on the vaccine-energy (as is its nature) and aligns with the natural energy of the body. It’s science*!

“Because the American people have been put through so much by Donald Trump, we think they deserve more tax cuts. We don’t want to do it, oh no, but we owe it to the hard working workers working to continue to work. More Tax Cut Bonuses are on the way, Americans! You’re welcome!”