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You can’t just photograph a Death Lord Draugr action figure and call it cosplay

I love this apparently pre-Kinja article that popped up somehow. Echo echo echo echo echo echo

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? We’re like 90% socialist queers here. 

Ok its sorta working now

Lol I cant, the Prime Day landing page is broken. I blame Gizmodo.

Ah yes just as I thought, the secret to success is magic and imperialism. All hail Wizard King! All hail Wizard King!

Absolutely nutty draw. I was sure Labatt was going to double down and pick up the loose hand when the other guys dove in the river, but he counted on his spades and it all came up diamonds. It was tough watching Zhu give up the 10-J-A flush split, but he took his gamble and that’s how the game is played.

I’ve heard he likes to make “pizza” which is just crust and tomato paste

Oh the glory of socialized medicine! Preach on, brother! This is the kind of talk that will take the Democrats to victory!

claiming it’s too hard to convince a state with a harsh winter that climate change is real

“Whaaaaat they’re only the enforcement arm of our white nationalist executive branch consisting of brainwashed idiots controlled by a multi-media propaganda network. Ha ha ha everything is normal.”

lol

lol for $1.35 million. Have they seen my comments? Very valuable.

Fun fact: if the robots hear the word “union” they switch to Kill-Mode and unsheathe their razor wheels. “Beep boop collectivism is a cancer beep boop.

“Dumb stoner w/central AC. Not a Nazi.”

what are you talking about he won a peace prize

Now CNN is writing about me, without my permission! Just the other day I was walking to my building and a person took my picture without asking. If it couldn’t get any worse, now liberals are parading my Tweets around their Internet, against my will, and the Deep State is doing nothing to stop it.

To a proponent of fear-based authoritarian rule, every slight threatens the carefully crafted myth it depends on for existence. It is vitally important that any perceived disobedience is seen as an attack on national sovereignty, to be dealt with in the strongest manner. I would not be surprised if Bill de Blasio was