I’ve heard she’s lactose intolerant. Do we really want someone like that in government?

“This is just like the protection racket Jesus ran. Do you know what this isn’t? Abortion. Remember abortion?” —Jeff Sessions

This headline made me think that the article would be about an iffy moral gray-area, but it’s actually about Orwellian authoritarianism. You got me! Ha!

“This guy brings me the BEST interns you have ever seen. The very best. Old and unattractive though...is what I tell my wife! Ha! Shiney rules! High five!”

Olive Garden at least?

Pictured: White clan frolicking across the pulverized remains of their enemies on their way to Papa John’s, their native guild hall.

“The Constitution was originally meant for white people. Tradition.” —Brett Kravmaga

I can see you’ve tried real hard to figure stuff out! It’s like reading a middle school paper: a bunch of disjointed thoughts where the reader can almost see an overarching point, but it’s muddied by grammatical errors, a complete lack of direction, and a partial-understanding of current events.

lol thank you for answering my question so thoroughly. I’m going to do this in bullet points.

Yes yes, that’s the favorite go-to for racists, but I have a question: are you stupid or are you lying? Do you seriously have such a huge gap in your knowledge of American history that you think that the Democratic party pre-1960s resembles the Democratic party of today? Are you hoping other idiots will sorta-believe…

No, I am trying to shame my dumb fucking white brethren into not being so incredibly embarrassing. You’re an embarrassment. I hate that you represent my race. All I want to feel is white pride =(

Pro-Family™

Pshhh I dont know which is more mockable, working as a stripper or working as a blogger. Sorry, an Internet Copy-Paste Demi-Journalist. An Online Content Aggregator With Jokes.

? I am extremely white, from an unbearably white family, from an embarrassingly white state. I hate white people because I know them intimately.

It’s tough because on one hand, dead black kids, and on the other hand, inconvenienced white people. What oh what is a police force to do

The existence of slavery in this country brands your republicanism as a sham, your humanity as a base pretence, and your Christianity as a lie ... Oh! be warned! be warned! a horrible reptile is coiled up in your nation’s bosom; the venomous creature is nursing at the tender breast of your youthful republic; for the…

Oh great here come the conspiracy libs saying that this is a deliberate nod to white supremacists and all part of a larger plan to deny immigrants their humanity through weaponized incompetence.  

“Why didn’t Barack Obama keep track of these children?”

It sounds like they’re going with “he had scary thoughts.”

“We’ve received intel about an imminent terrorist attack involving commercial airlines.”